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whitebear · Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 2:39 am Post subject:

but they all got aim botted by amoeba moe rifle
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Psycho Romeo · Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 4:45 am Post subject:

Then Granger decended from the sky, and looked upon its subjects, and with menacing eyes....

Didn't see any subjects.

This infutiated Granger so...
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FXArch · Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:50 am Post subject:

*BOOM*

SPLARCH aimed at amt but instead hit the Granger in teh face with the lcannon.

*FACERAPED*

whitebear · Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 2:00 pm Post subject:

Granger ate the lcannon shot and turned fat and super heavy. After few secs of loading the Lewi was beamzored by Granger's evil lucifer beam.
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Lewi · Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 4:24 pm Post subject:

amtiesors · Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 5:39 pm Post subject:

Bob then popped out of nowhere and ate the granger's eyes. The granger screamed and started crying. So Bob ripped out it's tongue and ate it. Then he began to scream. So he vomited the tongue out, stamped on it with his spiked, bloody boots and then ate it again.

It didn't scream.

The rest of the granger was /donated to Cebt, where everyone got a taste of granger flesh n blood. (We are all grangers in the inside).

However, Nam felt something moving in his bowels. He remembered the movie "alien", and how the aliens were given 'birth', and shuddered.

A granger ripped out of nam's belly, and mauled him with it's face-spikes. It then evolved to a basilisk and started raping... hmm... who should it rape... I know! and it started raping Arch. Enye met bob and together double-teamed on the baslisk and Arch.

Enye, with her shotgun filled the 'lisk with bullets. *CHIK-BOOF* *CHIK-BOOF*

"Woohoo!" said Enye.

Bob saw Arch wimpering in the corner, and took out a grenade from his backpocket.

"Here, kid. Take this." He walked over to arch, and after arming the grenade, STUFFED IT IN ARCH'S MOUTH AND DUCT-TAPED IT TO OBLIVION.

Bob grabbed Enye and ran away. In the distance, they heard a long scream, followed by a big bang.

Enye then bought a jetpack and proceeded to jetcamp in ATCS. Bob got a battpack, and bought a luci with his well-earned cash. He threw a massdriver at Enye, and when she caught it, started aimbotting the dretch that started pouring onto the top of the bunker.

Together they got over 10000 kills.

"Heh, these dretch suck. Being based on Arch's moves makes them look like one year olds playing Supreme Commander!" commented Enye.
"Yeah, i love blowing up the marauders with my luci though," replied Bob.

They returned to their base to reload and resupply. However, nothing was in sight. All they found was the remains of a reactor scattered across the ground.

A distant roar started echoeing across the walls, slowly getting louder. Glunnator was coming.

"Uh oh, i'm gonna active it," said Bob.
"Yeah, quick, i don't wanna be here when Glun arrives," commented Enye.

Bob took out a metallic sphere. He set it down in between them, and pressed a button on the side. It expanded, and then opened up to reveal a control panel, with two pads. Bob stood on the pad near him, while Enye took the other. Bob pressed the "Initiate" button.

Nothing happened.

"Oh, s***!" cursed Bob.
"Bob, get your luci now!" yelled Enye.

Glunnator was upon them. His blood stained red claws gleaming in the sunlight, Glun stood on the other side of the courtyard, staring at them. His legs started to move, slowly at first, increasing in speed, until he let off a roar so loud Enye had to cover her ears.

"Watch out!" yelled Bob
"I'm on it!"
"Get the chain!"
"Cover me!"

Glunnator saw through their plan, and ran towards Enye. Just as he was about to sink his right claw into her back, his view shattered.

"Got him! Get out of the way before he gets up!"

Managing to get into the battlesuit, Enye took up the chaingun and started filling the tyrant with lead.

Glun already had gotten to his feet and was charging at Bob.

"Enye!"
"To your right! Get into the room!"

Bob ran into the bunker, to find a turret there. Glunnator smashed through, and slammed into the turret. Swiftly killing the turret, Glun started towards bob. Bob was cornered.

"Hey Glun! Come get me!"
Glunnator turned around.
Enye had taken a lucifer cannon. She charged up a bolt and let it loose.

Glunnator dodged it barely, and jumped at Enye. He sunk his left claw into her chest. Enye stood there, limp. She fell to the ground, bleeding heavily. Satisfied, Glun turned back towards Bob.

"Bob" Enye wimpered.
"Activate your medkit!"
He heard a sound of a syringe being used. But Enye didn't move.

"GLUNNATOR YOU ****ing ****er!"
Bob charged at the tyrant, with the tyrant also charging at him. He felt his backpocket, took out a grenade, and charged his luci.

"DIE GLUN!!!"

Bob jumped up, smashed through the tyrant's teeth with the grenade, armed, and let it fall down it's mouth. As he returned to the ground, he turned backwards and filled Glun's back with hot, lucifer-cannon plasma.

Glunnator roared, and exploded into hundreds of pieces.
Bob walked over to Enye, covered in green alien blood.

"Are you ok, Enye?"
No reply.
"Enye, are you awake?!"
No reply.
An armored leg moved.

Bob ran over to the metallic sphere. He opened a compartment, and took out a construction kit. He noticed the control panel was mangled.

"God d*** it, the orb is screwed up!" muttered Bob.

He ran over to enye, and built a medistation. Slowly, ever so slowly, the medistation's health bar in the construction kit's HUD filled, turning from red to green.

As soon as it had finished, he took enye out of the battlesuit, and put her on the medistation. 40 seconds later, Enye was standing, thanking Bob for her rescue.

[NEXT CHAPTER COMING SOON, IN CINEMAS EVERYWHERE]
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whitebear · Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 6:12 pm Post subject:

*ignores above post*
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Lewi · Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 9:06 pm Post subject:

tl;dr

FXArch · Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:14 am Post subject:

*Arch raped bob and stole Enye* PHAIL BOB!

amtiesors · Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 9:43 am Post subject:

amtiesors · Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 1:38 pm Post subject:

CHAPTER TOO

Meanwhile, Arch found himself in a dark land. He looked around. To his right was a button. He pressed it. Suddenly, he was in freefall.

Just as suddenly, he found himself standing on a teleport node. With a construction kit in his hand. Looking up, he saw a ready-built base, with turrets covering two exits. Walking to the armory in front of him, he took a rifle, and walked out.

Arch found a long corridor winding through 90 degree turns; he followed it. He saw a doorway to his right, and walked to it. The door opened automatically. Walking through, he saw a row of plants, and ahead a T junction, with two other rows of plants on either corridors.

This place is familiar, he thought to himself.

He walked over to the intersection, and felt something was following him. He turned around, but saw nothing. Something jumped behind him. Arch quickly ran into a small enclave on the other side of the plants. Hiding behind a platform of four barrels, he crouched, and slowly strafed until he saw a dretch in front of him.

-----

Bob was muttering to himself. "God d*** 'rant. How'd glun damage the orb?!"
He was holding a construction kit, and was busy figuring out a way to repair the control panel.

Enye was building a base around the orb, surrounding the area with turrets in the case of any visitors.

After finishing, Enye walked over to the newly built armory and swapped her construction kit for a saw, helmet and light armour. She walked to the other side of the courtyard. Red lights illuminated the room. She was searching for anything she could salvage. Walking up up two ramps to a raised platform, she saw two fans spinning on the wall.

I could take the circuitry for these and maybe they'd fix the control panel! she thought, satisfied with her achievement.

A granger crept up behind her. She turned around, and sliced the granger open.

Ewww... she thought.

She quickly dismantled the fan with the help of her saw, and ran back to the base. Bob had taken out the control panel and was trying to find replacements for the broken parts in a compartment in the orb.

"Bob! I've brought a few things you might need," said Enye
"What are they?" asked Bob.
"Circuits, and some moving parts, blades and other misc. stuff"
"Lemme see... Great! That's exactly what i was looking for!"

Enye was beaming.

-----

Five bullets later, the dretch was lying on the floor, dead.

With his newly aquired money, Arch had to figure out how to get out of this mess and back to transit.

Just as he was about to turn the corner to his base, he heard two people talking.

"God, that was close back there..."
"Yeah, glad we killed him though,"
"That grenade blew him to pieces," The voice laughed.
"If i were able to, i'd have laughed so hard after seeing you get back"
They both laughed.

Who the hell are they?! Did they kill everyone here? Arch's mind raced.
He turned around and ran back the way he came, when he ploughed right into Enye.

"OWW!"
"Enye?! You were the one in the base?!"
Getting up she said, "I think so, depending on what your talking about. You look awful, where have you been?"
"I don't know. What is this place?"
"This is Niveus, Outpost 652"
"A military base?
"No, it's a storage outpost."

They walked back to the base. Bob was checking out a turret nearest to the door next to the reactor.

"This 'ret's been nibbled on by some dretch... We have another infestation here,"

Enye ran towards the armory, with Arch following closely behind her.

"Oh, and hi kid. Sorry for blowin' you up last time,"
"Huh?!"
"Yeah, i didn't think you'd remember,"

Enye giggled, as she took out a rifle, and reloaded Arch's.
Throwing a shotgun to Bob, they signalled each other to go out the staircase. They were on the first level. Bob jumped through, and searched for any hidden aliens. Enye went out next, and then Arch.

They walked up the staircase, until they reached the third level. Walking up to a wind tunnel, they surveyed the area. Nothing. They kept walking.

"Just to let you know, i saw a dretch when i was in a room full of plants... I killed it though," said Arch
"Hydroponics?" Bob stared at him. "Uh oh..."

Bob and co. hurried down the stairs, past their base, and into the winding corridor. They stood outside another doorway to the hydroponics farm.

Enye went in, looked around, and reported back.

"Nothing in sight,"
"Move in," said Bob, quickly.

Arch hurried in, with Bob looking back for any ambushes. Enye heard a distant sound of a slow heartbeat. She walked around a corner to see the plants, and froze.

"Oh god, they've taken the nutrition pump!"
"[Expletive]," said Bob

The doorway behind them opened.
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whitebear · Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 1:50 pm Post subject:

OMG! Double post!

DELETE IT! *buhahahahaa*
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amtiesors · Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 11:10 pm Post subject:

Oh hush, nubcake. Is my storrie good? ^^ Seriously.
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Psycho Romeo · Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 5:17 am Post subject:

Atmie, you're taking this too seriously...

Summary pls.
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FXArch · Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 10:00 am Post subject:

XD Rofl i think amt wrote more then we did in 30 pages xD