I wish...

Namrorrim · Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 3:47 pm Post subject:

Granted the tree sprouts up under your feet, and grows untill you are in such thin air that you die.

I wish I had an awsomeness computer...
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Glunnator · Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 4:23 pm Post subject:

Granted, Your computer sprouts six mechanical legs, 2 chainguns and a plasma laser and freeze gun. It freezes you and starts with evil, evil torture.

I wish I had a happy life... >_>
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Namrorrim · Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 5:11 pm Post subject:

Granted you live a happy life in a padded cell in a mental asylum...

I wish I didn't spam so much (Someones gonna have some fun or trouble with that XD)
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Badger · Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 8:31 pm Post subject:

granted, you stop spamming permanently but the spam swells up inside you until you burst like a balloon.

i wish i was asleep.

Lewi · Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 8:47 pm Post subject:

Granted you fall asleep eternally and never wake up.

I wish i wasnt a tater Surprised

22GrandJob · Guest

Granted: Turns Spudd into a Donner Kebab! Now your a greasy pile of crap!!!!!!

I wish i was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair.... Shocked

WhiteBear · Guest

Glunnator · Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:07 pm Post subject:

Granted Grand turns into a penguin with a guitar and hippie clothes.
He then hugs you painfully, and bashes you to death with the guitar.

I wish this wish would turn out well for me...
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"Sometimes the only way to be truly angry is to be so happy, everyone within a 5 mile radius is creeped out." -Invertin

Badger · Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 6:23 pm Post subject:

granted, everything goes well for you, but then wb wishes something else for you and you die a traditional long and painful death.

i wish glun would leave the world some cookies instead of eatin em as soon as theyre made

Glunnator · Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 7:01 pm Post subject:

Granted. This is true for about 0.0000001 milliseconds. (and that was the hardest 0.0000001 milliseconds of my life!)

I wish I had a doughnut
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WhiteBear · Guest

*burb* Granted

I wish I would eat a cookie.

Glunnator · Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 3:33 pm Post subject:

Granted. A huge 'nourmous cookie forces itself down your throat causing you to explode.

I wish badger died because of this wish.
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Namrorrim · Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 6:36 pm Post subject:

Granted badger dies, but is brought back to life by an enourmous pickle.

I wish I was amazing at trem
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Badger · Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 7:39 pm Post subject:

(w00p for pickles!)

granted, you become the best trem player in the world, but lose every match because you're an alien and the humans campin an uberbase.

i wish glun would let us see his comic.

Glunnator · Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 4:02 pm Post subject:

Granted, this will probably happen in mebbe.... fifty years?

I wish I had more motivation to continue working the comic onto the net...
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