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Evil Eagle (Cebt) Member
Joined: 11 Aug 2007 Posts: 130 Location: Ever heard the saying 'Death from above'?
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Posted: Sun May 03, 2009 7:20 pm Post subject: Doctor Eagle's dastardly schemes of world domination! |
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Hey thar!
As I'm happy to finally be back on the forums I wanted to celebrate by
posting an all new game! In this little thread I will cook up the most devious
plans to conquer or destroy the world and it is up to you brave and whacky souls to stop me.... or not ^^.
So! First up, the most evil plan yet!
I will require the aid of Archy on this one and as such I have lured him to my top secret headquarters using a pear and a monkey wearing a funny hat.
Next, I will use the evil 'mega-re-polarised-pear-infused-lazor-of-certain-death'
To cause a world wide climate change! In the soon to be created draught, the only thing that will grow is a special kind of pear rarely found in the fur of a horny mountain gorilla. The non stop abundance of these pearz will be fed to Archie until he explodes leaving naught but partially digested pearz.
Who would be foolish enough to stand in my way?! Muhahahahaha!!!1111!!1
Also one rule, no big phat omnipotence LULSIWIN posts plix ^^ _________________
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Unison (Cebt) Member
Joined: 05 Apr 2009 Posts: 54 Location: Arnhem, Netherlands
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Posted: Sun May 03, 2009 8:08 pm Post subject: |
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Glunnator (Cebt) Mystic
Joined: 18 Nov 2006 Posts: 3216 Location: A mystic is a mystic wherever he goes.
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Posted: Sun May 03, 2009 8:59 pm Post subject: |
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The Tale of Glunnator: Attempt #1.
Subtitled: Leroy Jenkins.
*charges at you with his shiny black katana* _________________ "Sometimes the only way to be truly angry is to be so happy, everyone within a 5 mile radius is creeped out." -Invertin
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Evil Eagle (Cebt) Member
Joined: 11 Aug 2007 Posts: 130 Location: Ever heard the saying 'Death from above'?
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Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 9:57 am Post subject: |
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Onoz! Whatever could I do?
except letting you charge into the explosive dummy lookalike?
*plugs ears*
muahahaha _________________
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Glunnator (Cebt) Mystic
Joined: 18 Nov 2006 Posts: 3216 Location: A mystic is a mystic wherever he goes.
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Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 10:20 am Post subject: |
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*boom*
Attempt#1: Failed.
Attempt #2
Subtitled: IMMA CHARGING MAH LAZOR!
*builds a giant mech with a powerful laserbeam, and while it's charging, aims to fire at the 'mega-re-polarised-pear-infused-lazor-of-certain-death'* _________________ "Sometimes the only way to be truly angry is to be so happy, everyone within a 5 mile radius is creeped out." -Invertin
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Evil Eagle (Cebt) Member
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Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 10:30 am Post subject: |
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shoots teh giant mech to oblivion with the 'mega-re-polarised-pear-infused-lazor-of-certain-death' while it's still charging
lulsiwin! _________________
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Glunnator (Cebt) Mystic
Joined: 18 Nov 2006 Posts: 3216 Location: A mystic is a mystic wherever he goes.
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Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 10:51 am Post subject: |
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Attempt # 2: Blasted!
Attempt #3.
Subtitled: Sabotage in da hood!
*throws a box with a parachute visibly containing an Xbox 360 and Ninja Gaiden II off a cliff as a distraction, and charges at the 'mega-re-polarised-pear-infused-lazor-of-certain-death' with a spanner, a pack of dynamite, and of course Mucrovox Sapiæ.* _________________ "Sometimes the only way to be truly angry is to be so happy, everyone within a 5 mile radius is creeped out." -Invertin
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Evil Eagle (Cebt) Member
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Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 10:53 am Post subject: |
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*flaps after the x-box*. While leaving the defense of the lazor to the countless turrets, minefields and robotic chimps with rocketlaunchers instead of arms. lulshavefun! >:] _________________
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Glunnator (Cebt) Mystic
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Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 10:55 am Post subject: |
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*uses the power of being a main character to survive the epic battle that follows* _________________ "Sometimes the only way to be truly angry is to be so happy, everyone within a 5 mile radius is creeped out." -Invertin
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Evil Eagle (Cebt) Member
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Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 11:00 am Post subject: |
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*casually builds another 'mega-re-polarised-pear-infused-lazor-of-certain-death' in his secret headquarters while glunny fights. And then presses the big bad self destruct button to blow glunny's current location to oblivion.*
*chuckle* _________________
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Glunnator (Cebt) Mystic
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Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 11:02 am Post subject: |
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Attempt #3: Sabotaged.
*Is unconscious and won't be able to battle for a while* _________________ "Sometimes the only way to be truly angry is to be so happy, everyone within a 5 mile radius is creeped out." -Invertin
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amtiesors Long-ish time forum member
Joined: 29 Dec 2007 Posts: 922 Location: Cowing around
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Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 11:15 am Post subject: |
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Error: Does not work that way.
Please read the rules before posting, amt. _________________ ZDHASINDAPINVSM<CAPOFJMASJAWFIHANPCIHNSPCHAIAHSAIPODJAP
<(*) Terms and Conditions here!
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amtiesors Long-ish time forum member
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Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 11:26 am Post subject: |
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That wasn't a LULSIWIN. That was a Earth BBQ.
Err: Luci-spams Eagle with armada of luci-bsuits.? _________________ ZDHASINDAPINVSM<CAPOFJMASJAWFIHANPCIHNSPCHAIAHSAIPODJAP
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Evil Eagle (Cebt) Member
Joined: 11 Aug 2007 Posts: 130 Location: Ever heard the saying 'Death from above'?
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Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 11:34 am Post subject: |
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*builds a new mindefield and enjoys teh fireworks*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2c4L4CPfQY8&hl=nl
*evil dance* _________________
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Glunnator (Cebt) Mystic
Joined: 18 Nov 2006 Posts: 3216 Location: A mystic is a mystic wherever he goes.
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Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 11:41 am Post subject: |
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amtiesors wrote: | That wasn't a LULSIWIN. That was a Earth BBQ.
Err: Luci-spams Eagle with armada of luci-bsuits.? |
Evil Eagle wrote: | In this little thread I will cook up the most devious
plans to conquer or destroy the world and it is up to you brave and whacky souls to stop me |
Your goal is to save to world. Not destroy it. Also, it's a bit of a godmoding thing, isn't it? _________________ "Sometimes the only way to be truly angry is to be so happy, everyone within a 5 mile radius is creeped out." -Invertin
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