The official Pirate - Ninja thread (bored...)

Psycho Romeo

Yeah. I'm bored. Since everyone here (including me) like ninjas better, I'ma be pro pirate.

I guess I'll start.

Pirate > Ninja
Yeah, assassins of the dark, uber pwnt, blah blah blah. So what a ninja can kick a pirate's ass? They got them little smoke bombs that I put in mail boxes on new years eve. Wuzza pirate got? A cannon. Many, cannons. UBERPWNT! In it's element, pirates were like, the Tyrants/Lucifers of their time. Stick a ninja on a boat and see how long he lasts. NOWHERE TO HIDE BUDDY *slap slap*. Yeah.

Ninjas could own pirates, but pirates were still cooler. (opinion)

Ninja turn.
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Enye · Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 6:31 pm Post subject:

Ninjas are always so skinny and they wear only black :<
Pirates drink lots of rum! Twisted Evil

Ninjas have only those.. um.. ninjastars and a katana(?)
Pirates have a freaking ship!

I think pirates own o/

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whitebear · Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 6:33 pm Post subject:

Cannons are pretty weak to take multiple personel down and easy to dodge. Only way they kill people is to hit the boat and crack the wood into stakes that does the real damage to crew. Ninjas just super jump to boat and chop people in half. Yay! Another ghost ship! NINJAS ARE THE REASON FOR GHOST SHIPS FOR SURE! there for ninjas > pirates
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FXArch · Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 6:57 pm Post subject:

Pirates have Kiera Knightley.
Ninjas have that dude from "Ask a ninja".

Think that says all.
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whitebear · Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 7:22 pm Post subject:

Ninjas have narutotebayo! ^^
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Enye · Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 7:50 pm Post subject:

FXArch · Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 8:04 pm Post subject:

Enye · Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 8:17 pm Post subject:

ps. Naruto sucks.

my ex-bf watched it and talked about it to me 24/7 and I was like
*AAARRRRGHHHHHH PLZ STFU*
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FXArch · Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 8:47 pm Post subject:

HamStar · Ex-(Cebt) Member Joined: 08 May 2007 Posts: 232

Shuriken... and ninjas have better names?

whitebear · Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 9:25 am Post subject:

At least they are writen with kanji.

How can somone waste their time talking about naruto... It's crystal clear stuff so it worth of the time. -.-''

Also narutoverse is not only ninja series.
we got naruto, 2x2 Shinobuden, ninja scroll and then there was one (I don't remember name!) where high school teacher came to teach in ninja school.
'cource we got more characters than FXarch metnioned. Although I only know naruto characters since it's only anime I've seen as much as there is to it. (ninja scroll had lame american dub) Character list is long so go look for it here
Personaly I like yondaime (naruto's dad?) coolest.
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FXArch · Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:35 am Post subject:

Those are animation. Name one ninja that actually existed. Blackbeard existed, Captain Kidd existed, Long John Silver existed.

Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura all come from the minds of a big guy drawing some cartoons like most of the ninjas (Naruto ninjas are nothing more then some pencil marks).
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whitebear · Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 2:21 pm Post subject:

But the trick is that there is no one left alive to tell identity of ninja... Cool

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FXArch · Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 2:34 pm Post subject:

I 've seen a pirate once (Captain Hook) have you ever seen a ninja?
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whitebear · Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 2:35 pm Post subject: