Theories!

whitebear · Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 10:13 am Post subject:

Yeah... and air friction would set thy on fire with that much speed.
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Eternal · Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 10:55 am Post subject:

Um. Santa is a patently ridiculous concept, I don't see why you even need to bother disproving him. Confused

I theorize that I lack imagination for any good theories....
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Glunnator · Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 8:05 pm Post subject:

Noes, Romeo, wrong wrong wrong.
See, Santa is an anthropomorphic personification, and does every house, in a very real sense, 'in his own time'. See, Anthropo... them, have their own time and are not bound to the limitations of our universe because them being anthropomorphic personifications live in the multiverse, thingy...

...so, santa spends at average half an hour per house, and takes things leisurely.

He always gets his job done.
You do know that, don't ya?
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FXArch · Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 8:30 pm Post subject:

whitebear · Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 3:33 am Post subject:

mibie he realy has black suited army of elfs that could take over the world in few secs coz each of them has camp (with cloaking generators) on roof of each building and they breake in with their klew elf magic and then they give presents (explosives, heavy weponry and shivs) to all nasty kids that want to join their army. funding? well they stole all the money from a Leprechaun! du'h.
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Glunnator · Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 6:37 pm Post subject:

Lies. Santa's elves is all happy elves =<
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Coren · Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 7:18 pm Post subject:

Evil Eagle · Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 5:16 pm Post subject:

Or else santa would need such a high amount of energy to deliver presents all over the world that he would Xplode instantly.
So if santa really exists... he is now dead....
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Glunnator · Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 5:18 pm Post subject:

LIES!
He's an anthropo... That!
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FXArch · Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 1:26 pm Post subject:

Or he is a god ^^
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Namrorrim · Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 2:52 am Post subject:

-slaps arch- Die foo!!! -stones arch to death with pearz.......-

Correction: -Pearz arch to death-
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whitebear · Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 3:14 pm Post subject:

thows pearz (spears) to pearz (pierce) arch and stick him to wall.
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Glunnator · Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 5:43 pm Post subject:

pearz (o) pearz (r) pearz (l) pearz (y) pearz (?)
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Psycho Romeo · Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 3:50 am Post subject:

Santa's stupit. -.-
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Glunnator · Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 11:53 am Post subject:

=0

*boils romeo inna stew before mashing him with a castle tower*
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