Doctor Eagle's dastardly schemes of world domination!

Evil Eagle · Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 11:47 am Post subject:

ofcourse not! *cough*
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amtiesors · Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 10:50 pm Post subject:

This one is a sure win: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7ELhy4_0hM

'Nuff said.
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whitebear · Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 5:51 am Post subject:

Operation White Alpha: Glun the mystic assassin.
*sends in Glunnator the mystic assassin to cast eagle into the oblivion.*
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Glunnator · Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 9:00 am Post subject:

Oh, hey!
*mystic button: off -> on*

*charges in silently and invisibly*

PS: New rule: You can't use the same winning formula twice =3
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Evil Eagle · Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 7:05 pm Post subject:

*slaps amtie out of the chopper with a haddock*
*renames his secret lair to 'oblivion'*
*trains a mutant ape with a shark-head and a keen smell and lightsab0r arms to spot and rape glun*

*takes a nap*
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whitebear · Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 1:21 am Post subject:

Operation White Beta: Dream Eater
*Eagle has fallen into my trap and taken me too lightly. Army of dream eaters have invaded Eagles mind to eat his soul.*
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Evil Eagle · Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 9:52 am Post subject:

*mumbles in sleep* 'No! I don't wanna eat banana soup! NOOOOOOO'
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Glunnator · Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 2:41 pm Post subject:

*manages to evade the ape somehow and stabs violently at the 'mega-re-polarised-pear-infused-lazor-of-certain-death'.
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FXArch · Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 4:39 pm Post subject:

*eats a pear*
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Evil Eagle · Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 5:23 pm Post subject:

haha! fooled you! I don't have a soul! I sold it once for my very first hand grenade wich I used to blow up a bunny >:]. ah good times.
Also, did I mention that stabbing the giant laser triggers the self destruct mode? mehehehehehehe!
*steals Archies last pear and escapes in an emergency rocket*

I'll be back, fools! Curse the day you ....
*says more evil stuff under the roaring of the engine*
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Glunnator · Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 7:02 pm Post subject:

*gets hit full-on by the self-destruction blast, survives on account o' being a mystic, but is unconscious for 6 more posts*
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whitebear · Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 8:00 pm Post subject:

*casts full recovery on glun

...but it failed*
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Evil Eagle · Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 8:09 pm Post subject:

* comes back, slaps whitebear with a hammer and then takes off again... chuckling*
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Krai · Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 2:35 pm Post subject:

Poor arch without his pears...

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whitebear · Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 6:04 pm Post subject:

*casts dominate animal on Evil Eagle*
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