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Coren
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 Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 8:02 pm Post subject: Cebt Poems - upload your poems here! |
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Put Poems here!
Here's some poems Cebt clan style:
| Quote: | Watch my tail, You ignorant moo,
You know I can't afford it.
And if you'd hurt it, Say, With your shoe,
I'm going to have a fit.
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| Quote: | Have you seen my wiggly-spooch?
I know I put it somewhere here.
Gipsies must have stolen it,
and drank it with their beer!
I knew it. |
That's all I got for now... Anyone else got some?
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Namrorrim
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| Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 8:08 pm Post subject: |
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I once had a monkey,
and I named it 22grandjob.
It ate my left kidney,
and sold my soul to my rabbit (named glunn...)
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Coren
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| Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 8:10 pm Post subject: |
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lol good one Me....
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Namrorrim
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| Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 8:14 pm Post subject: |
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Coren just call me Eli on the forum it don't matter s'long as you love me...
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Coren
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| Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 8:17 pm Post subject: |
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 Please don't say that again.... Eli.
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Namrorrim
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| Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 8:24 pm Post subject: |
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Say what Love me? Everybody loves Me! I love me! Glunn loves Me! I think SpudMy favortitest spuddd Lorves Me! I think Badger Loves Me! I think Grand loorves Me! I think They all Lurve Me!
But I only think, so I may be wrong... Don't quote me on it...
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I wish I were a pickle so I could be a fish, and then I would eat glunns spleen I think this poem is lorvely, and I think it's time to sleep, cause my puntuation is off, and so are Mes feet... |
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Lewi
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There once was a man from sprocket,
Who invented a bludey big rocket.
The rocket went bang,
His balls went clang,
And he found his cock in his Pocket. |
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Namrorrim
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I guess... but only sorta
that my friends are only sparrows, but they say they're cows and have some bowling balls, and jack went tumbling after....
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| Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 9:20 pm Post subject: |
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| lol random but good xD |
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Coren
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| Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 2:05 pm Post subject: |
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wait.... say something about mine.....
here's another one:
| Quote: | How long must we play that game on the computers with guns?
as long as you like, I reply smugly.
But if you shall stop, I will burn your face off,
THEN you'll be ugly! |
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Glunnator
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| Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 4:10 pm Post subject: |
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| Eli wrote: | | Glunn loves Me! |
I do? :0 | Eli wrote: | Don't quote me on it...
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Lies!? 
There once was a girl from gottom,
Who needed some spud for her mutton.
She entered the field,
Grabbed backwards and squealed,
And found our old splegd up her b...
...OOoooooorr,,, one I haven't made up myself.
Jack & Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.
God knows what they did up there, they came back with a daughter!
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I once knew a poatoe named spudd he ate smuckers jelly, and when he wakes up he goes "OMGIFECKINLURVMYPOETRY!!!"
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Coren
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| Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 5:30 pm Post subject: |
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no comment to eli's "poem"......
wait.... I just commented.
>.< Doh!
it's like saying:
"I'm lying"
because if you're lying then you're telling the truth but you said you were lying and in that case you AREN'T telling the truth, but then you said that you were lying, so that means that you ARE telling the truth, but you said you were lying, so spudd needs a haircut and whitebear's maps rock, so you AREN'T telling the truth!
MY HEAD HURTS!!!!
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Glunnator
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| Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 8:50 am Post subject: |
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Ishy Squishy Mishy squish
It's blobby and black and not a fish
Bouncing Slipping Sticking Squishing
12 pounds of tar with eyes called Gish.
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WhiteBear
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| Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 3:31 pm Post subject: |
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uhhhhh.... what?
Most wierdest poem i've heard so far. |
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